It's cheap humor, to be sure, and probably only funny in it's English translation, but is there really a Taliban leader named Mullah Abdullah?

Oops, my bad. Actually, there only used to be a Mullah Abdullah. Thanks to Little Green Footballs for the story.

Do we have our Resident President to thank? (My apologies: that was really bad...)

Update: Was this guy Abdullah or Dadullah? Either way, it still works (or not, either way).